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Baaaaston

ray
Jul 12, 2018
2 min read

The winner of the lobsta roll wars is named, appropriately, Neptune. Full name Neptune Oyster. The first bite is pure lobster and very bland. Big disappointment. But the second bite! The second bite gets into the Butter Zone and it is pure Bliss. Butter. Is there anything it can't do? It could bring about World Peace if everyone had a pat of butter.

Running a distant second is Luke's which makes a Maine style roll. Trailing in last place is Yankee Lobster.

Shelby Lynne at the City Winery.

No one expects the small fluffy white dog!

My greatest survival skill is that I am small and white. My two survival skills are that I am small, white and fluffy. My three principal survival skills are I am small, white, fluffy and fanatically devoted to the Pope. O dammit! I'll just come in and start all over again.

Small.

White.

Fluffy.

Fanatically devoted to the Pope

Hey wait! Those are my four survival skills.

He fooled me cuz, y'know, fuzzy hair.

Don't know why I keep ending up in cemeteries. People are gonna start thinkin' I'm some kinda weirdo.

Grain Supply of England during the Napoleonic Period. Dang! That's granular.

I'm a complete jinx. The Sox lost 13 to 7 to the Blue Jays in xtra innings. Whatever team I'm interested in loses. Come to think of it, the Jays were the winners the last time I went to a ball game. That was in Dodger Stadium decades ago. Prices have gone up a hundred fold since then. How can people afford it? Especially if they bring the next gen to be indoctrinated.

Give me the child for the first seven years and I will give you the fan.

-- Ignatius Loyola, founder of the Sox Fan Club.

I started with a foot long dog, of course. How could you go to the ballpark and not eat a dog? Washed down with an insanely expensive $8 lemonade. It was so small, but it was the best I've ever had. Intense lemony taste.

#Ray